Horny cat

(this is a parody of Fantastic Cat, inspired by Neko).

Horny cat,

why do you strut ’round like that?

Horny cat,

why must you call like that?

Hoo hoo hoo, horny cat!

Horny cat,

you howl and keep me up all night!

Horny cat,

look, the way you act just isn’t right!

Hoo hoo hoo, horny cat!

You are a cat that’s in heat today,

rolling on the floor making a funny face.

Little cat, with no other interests,

than getting a tom cat to bang you in here!

Horny cat,

you’ve been at this over a week.

Horny cat,

you are a sex-crazed furry freak!

Hoo hoo, you’re a horny cat!

Are you OK? Here we go!

Horny cat,

one day I’m gonna get you fixed.

Horny cat,

I want to get a good night’s sleep.

Hoo hoo, horny cat!

Horny cat,

What gets you so turned on like that?

Horny cat,

Is it the weather that we’ve got?

Hoo, horny cat!

Horny cat,

why do you strut ’round like that?

Horny cat,

why must you call like that?

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo,
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo,

Hoo hoo, you’re a horny cat!

Horny cat, horny cat (fades out).

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